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Big breasted escort London ladies hold a certain fascination for many men, but let’s take a closer look at those soft bouncy lady chest jewels and try to understand the diversity of breasts as well as who prefers what, and why.

Breasts, boobs, tits, whatever you want to call them, we have to admit that guys have something of an obsession with ladies fun bags. Is it because we don’t have our own –  probably just as well that we don’t as most of us would just sit at home playing with them all day and get nothing done. But on a more serious note, the variety of these magnificent boys toys is what keeps them interesting – isn’t it?

We all have our favourites of course, with size being a key parameter of quality and kudos here. What are the first few questions your mates ask you when quizzing about your new girlfriend? Has she got big tits, does she swallow and does she take it up the arse? If it’s a trio of positives then the likely jealous response is along the lines of ‘you lucky, lucky bastard’.

So, let’s discuss tits – because we can. Obviously the big tit lover tops the list of mammary queendom rankings. Often not requiring any more discerning or unique features other than mass, the big tit lover just loves ‘big tits’ and more often than not, the bigger the better. Perhaps check out our busty london escorts at this stage to get a ‘feel’ for what we mean?

Anything north of a DD is certainly a big breasted lady, but there are guys that just want more and more. Greedy? maybe, but each to their own. Perhaps its a maternal thing, but an E or F cup certainly take some looking after in bed and the snuggle quality of enormous milk caddies is not in question. To be frank, what can beat a young skinny escort with EE or larger breasts, still pre-maternally firm and pointing at you angrily? Hard to find in reality of course but thats where a London escort agency can help out with your fantasies. Had a 32a partner for the last ten years? Any red blooded guy will be excited at the very least at the prospect of an overflowing handful of female funbags at their greedy disposal for a few salivating hours.

Where does that leave the small tit lover – and why on earth would a guy want a bird with bee stings masquerading as her tits? Well firstly we don’t have too much choice during the dating game do we. Would you date a hot young sexy chick who is a great fuck, is your best mate, great in the kitchen – buys you beer and loves footy? Yes, obviously, but would you bin her for having small tits? Tough one. You’d have to be really obsessed with huge milk sacks to be THAT ruthless. Just the same as a girl will suffer your small dick because you’re a nice guy, unless of course you are the proud owner of a micro knob, then she has every right to move on, and we agree – harsh but they need some satisfaction too.

So it can be a question of compromise and big balloons aren’t always the first thing we chase in a life partner. But remember, some guys actually love teeny titties. And perhaps the reason is in the description – reminding them of teens or something along those lines? Some girls actually say that clothes hang better on small breasts but who really believes them, or gives a fuck? Most of us like a meaty set of melons to entertain us all night.

A really ripe firm brace of 32DD breasticles jutting proudly and perfectly from the female form, like a photo finish in a zeppelin race, is probably as good as it gets. With those we can all pretend to be 6 months old again in our frantic attempts to suck them dry, or imagine ourselves as wanna be bakers, kneading them incessantly in a frantic attempt to get our fingers to meet in the middle. Time to stop when her nipples look like Vesuvius and she’s clearly not responding the way we expected take note!

There is everything in between and, like Christmas as a kid, you just don’t know whats in your new present until your sweaty greedy fingers start fumbling. Clues come from the bra, which can make Kate Moss look like Jordan. Is it all padding, or a silky thin bra thats not really needed as they are that fucking firm. Nipples – fried eggs or thimbles to tweak like volume knobs on your stereo? Release the bra if you can ever get the damn thing undone – do they plunge southwards like a water filled balloon thrown angrily out of a high rise flat window, or, in your wildest dreams you may just have unearthed the holy of holies, those ‘cast in marble’ rock hard  icons of stability that will stare you out all night. The best tit wank you can ever get.

Unlike guys and our well honed, in built beer storage organs, women’s tits do suffer the devastating effects of age and gravity – and cakes. The sight of them slapping around like veiny hot water bottles hanging loosely from their necks takes every ounce of love and imagination to do the deed we used to do so obsessively 20 years ago. Is that really the end of our tit/breast/ boob fun? Should we have pogged ourselves more when they had fresh firm fillings? It can be argued that middle of the road or middle aged cones are a miserable compromise that we are simply going to have to suffer until our dicks lose their athleticism and interest?

All is not lost. For the cost of a Sky package you can indulge yourself in whichever tits really wood your old man.  Big, small or in between. If it’s a big breasted escort London lady you are looking for, relax, we have it covered. Teen supermodel bee stings escorts in London, yes we can help there too.

So your days of licking breasts just for the fun of it are far from over. Browse our London escort agency website and get back in the groove, What ever you have currently, change is good, and variety is the spice of life. L’Escorts – helping guys stay sane.

And as a final thought, we are sure that God – or whoever- when creating the reproductive system was not considering jizzing your life seed on your future offsprings larders as an essential requirement.

Posted by L'Escorts on Jun 13, 2017

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